My wife just tried to kill me. What do I do?

First, you don't know if she really was the one that turned the gas on full blast. And, second if it was on that high, you should have been able to smell it coming off the grill as you stepped near it. It's possible that one of your kids was playing with the grill and didn't know what they were doing. Or, maybe you just wanted to ask a question and see what people out in the world would answer. My answer is this...get a charcoal grill so this away you can always be the one to light it and know that your not going to get "blown up" by a propane tank. Call your wife, tell her your sorry for accusing her for murdering you. If, and only IF something more liable is done were you think your in danger then call the police. Don't ask people on Yahoo Answers. She could be creeping up behind you right now with the steak knife while your waiting on answers! :) Good luck